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A couple of weekends ago I attending a wedding. It's not something I do often. I think I went to one before, though my memory of it is vague.
The timing of this particular celebration perplexed me. A wedding—in March—in Michigan? This must be madness, I thought. Disturbing images of my better half's family tree crept into mind. What other dark secrets await?
So, with much consideration and perturbation, Marie and I loaded up the car
1 and headed north—and a bit west. After 700 miles of wind, rain, sleet, hail, snow—and a brief discussion with some girl and her dog asking about Kansas
2—we arrived in
Lansing, Michigan. Well,
East Lansing, technically...
The establishment where Marie had made reservations is part of the
Michigan State University campus. The hotel is attached to the venue where the reception was to take place and not far from the church where the ceremony itself would occur. Convenient, we thought. We pulled into the hotel parking lot late in the evening, and certainly long after the sun had set. At least that is what I presume as we had not spied so much as a glimpse of the orange orb during our travels, though the amount of falling snow was now reduced to a few wayward flakes. "I'm glad the bad weather is over with," we both said. All we wanted was to settle into a cozy room, do a minimal amount of unpacking, and go to sleep.
That blissful image was not to be, however. You see, to settle into a cozy room one must be able to enter said room. We loaded up a dolly with about half of our belongings
3 and made our way to the room. Marie put the key card provided by the desk clerk into the slot and, when the indicator light turned green, pushed open the door—about 6 inches. She tried again, with similar results. Being a man, I immediately
4 took charge. I slid the provided key card into the slot on the door and pushed it open to nearly 6.1 inches. A marked improvement, though still not adequate for the purposes of entry. Summoning all of my strength
5, I took a brief run at the door (the hall was narrow) and pushed as hard as I could while Marie told me to shove it
6. This action produced little improvement. Upon investigation, we determined that the door closure unit had fallen to a point where it blocked the door from fully opening. Forcing the hinged arm upward just a bit allowed us to open the door and gain access to the room. We rolled the dolly into the room as the door closed gently behind us. After emptying the dolly, we prepared to leave and fetch our remaining items. I grabbed the knob and pulled. The door opened about 6 inches.
To make a long story short, we eventually unloaded all of our things into the new room to which we had been assigned. We sat back to take a quick breather before preparing to turn in. It had to be a quick breather because the room smelled so strongly of industrial-strength cleaner that the thought of requesting yet another room entered our minds. Instead, we opened a window. This confirmed to us that the temperature outside was indeed below freezing. Still, it was an improvement, and the odor eventually dissipated.
As we settled in, from above we heard the sound of something rolling and then a muffled crash. Then footsteps. This scenario kept repeating until Marie took out the map of the complex and discovered our new room was directly under the check-in station. Every time a new guest arrived (or left) we were treated to a replay. At this point, we were too tired to care. Oddly enough, I slept well there
7.
The next morning, of course, brought more snow. It may come as a surprise to many
8 that it does snow in Michigan during the winter. Fortunately, the rain and rising temperatures melted most of it.
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Who would have thought?
Snow in Michigan - in the winter?
Preposterous! |
After a quick snack for breakfast, it was time to get ready for the wedding. There was much consternation as to what would be the best outfit for each of us. You'd think we were the ones getting married. Although we'd brought a lot of clothing with us, much of the packing was done hurriedly
9, so the final choices had to be made. Eventually, and fortunately, we made it out the door, though never with confidence about our wardrobe selections.
The location chosen for the ceremony was
St. Thomas Aquinas church. It's known for the huge stained-glass wall (not just a window or two) in the front of the building.
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| Stained glass window in St Thomas Aquinas |
After talking to a few folks, we took our seat and waited for the matrimonial activities to commence. I was still pondering the timing of the event. It finally started to dawn on me what was going on when the priest announced (mid-ceremony) they would "tie the knot" using a scarf with the tartan designs of their families' clans in Ireland. I'd never before seen this done. Marie reminded me St. Patrick's Day was the day before. Now it was all beginning to make sense. Sort of. Anyway, here's how it went (that's a cue to look at the following 2 pictures):
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| Tying the knot |
And with a sharp pull, the knot was tied!
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| The knot tied! |
Once the ceremony was over and all the official wedding pictures taken, the crowd went to the
University Club for the reception. It is attached to the hotel were we stayed, so that was convenient. And even better—they were serving free
Guiness. I might have to go to more of these wedding parties
10. Eventually, they introduced the family members and, of course, the bride and groom.
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| The bride and groom |
The Irish theme continued during the ongoing festivities. They brought in an Irish dance group to entertain until they opened the dance floor to the guests. I'd not seen this done before and it was quite nice. And don't tell anyone, but Marie and I danced (a little). It's okay. No one was injured.
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| Irish dancers at reception |
All this socializing stuff continued on well into the evening
11. Eventually folks started drifting out. There would be a brunch the next morning, so it wasn't like they wouldn't see each other again.
Skipping ahead now to the brunch...
The brunch was held at a different location. I don't know why. But they served about a dozen different types of donuts and pastries, and this being Michigan,
pasties. Marie and I split one.
After the brunch festivities were over, we had a little time before rejoining the bride and groom while they opened gifts. With the weather improving, Marie's sister and her husband were kind enough to give us a brief tour of Lansing and the MSU campus area. It's not that big of a city, so a brief tour was enough. As you can see, we stopped by the capitol building in Lansing. We didn't go in, though
12. I would have knocked on the door, but it didn't look like anyone was home.
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| Yes, I did stop by the capitol |
As we drove around the MSU campus, we made the obligatory stop by Sparty, the University's mascot. Technically, this is "Sparty II" as the original (not made of bronze) is displayed indoors to protect it from harm. We decided to take a picture here for no other reason than to prove I was in Michigan. It took a while, however, because we weren't the only ones with that idea. So, here we are—me and Sparty, just hangin'
13.
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| Me and Sparty |
The highlight of the tour was a stop at the
MSU Dairy Store. In addition to ice cream (I got a Gopher S'Mores cone
14), we made the required purchase of
chocolate cheese15. Yes, it looks exactly like you'd think it would.
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| The MSU Dairy Store |
You know, with all these pictures of Michigan State, some folks might get the mistaken impression I attended this fine institution
16. No, nothing so grand for me. But I have to admit, a certificate from here would probably be more impressive than the one I got for my
National Radio Institute home-study course
17.
After leaving MSU, we went to watch the happy couple open their wedding gifts. You're not officially married until you get kitchen appliances for gifts. They also announced they were going to honeymoon in Ireland. After all the Irish stuff during the ceremony and reception, this came as no surprise. The best moment of the evening came when opening one of the gifts—a hand-made quilt. After the oohs and ahs were finished, Dominic (the husband) decided to put it back in the cardboard box in which it arrived. So far, so good. At that point, he proceeded to wad it up like an old tissue. Not so good. There arose a collective gasp from every woman in the room
18. He received a lesson on the proper folding of quilts I'm sure he'll never forget.
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| The infamous quilt (in pre-wadded condition) |
They next day it was time to head back home. Always up for a little adventure, we altered our route to take us by Lake Eerie—I mean Erie. Forgive me, it's an honest mistake. We took the following picture just a few miles west of
Vermilion.
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The sun-drenched shores
and crystal-blue waters of Lake Erie |
Surely it looks better in the summer
19. The water was an interesting color of gray, somewhat akin to the shade of fluid ejected from your washing machine after doing full load. It seems the wildlife doesn't mind. We caught up with these geese at
Sherod Park.
After this quick photo session, it was back to the highway heading towards home. It was late in the evening when we arrived. We were tired, but with a successful road trip under our belt we were already thinking of our next. Remind me to pack lighter for that one...
Footnotes:
- When I say we loaded up the car, that is not an exaggeration. Had the trip lasted a day longer we would have required an upgrade to a medium-sized, diesel-powered truck.
- We asked if she needed assistance. Her footwear was definitely inappropriate for the weather.
- Due to the quantity involved, the term belongings seems more appropriate than luggage.
- Time is relative.
- Inertia, then, if you insist. I may not have strength, but as my girth increases, so does the amount of inertia my body can generate. I believe there is a formula for this. Something like Ici = (Adp * Wb)2, where Ici = inertia of charging idiot, Adp = avoirdupois, and Wb = the width of applicable backside in centimeters. Squared, of course. I can't say mass because I'm not a priest (rim shot, please).
- My memory is not entirely clear on the order of these events.
- It was just like being at work.
- Such as those planning the wedding...
- Perhaps horridly is the correct term here.
- To be specific, Irish wedding parties.
- Fortunately, so did the Guiness, which may explain why I was dancing.
- We didn't see any lights on, so we left. I put a note on the door: "Sorry, we missed you!" I'm not sure who we missed, but maybe we can stop by again sometime. Then they'll be sorry.
- From the looks of things, Sparty hangs a little better than me, but this is a PG-Rated blog, so enough said.
- I got a single scoop, but it was more than generous. You never know when you might need more inertia. As a note for future reference, there is usually a line, a large crowd, and a single-room restroom which also has a line (different direction, of course). Forewarned is forearmed—and, most likely, relieved.
- No, I haven't tasted it yet.
- I've been in a lot of institutions, but this wasn't one of them.
- I built an oscilloscope!
- There was a lot of gasping. I believe the windows actually bowed in as atmospheric pressure attempted to equalize. And, in truth, folding is just wadding in a very orderly manner. Well, it is to a man.
- Please-someone from Ohio-post a comment and assure me it looks better than this in the summer. The rest of your state we saw seemed very nice.
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